[TL;DR] T-shirt

"Eschew obfuscation & prolixity. Excoriate bollixed gallimaufry." Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch, this t-shirt is comfortable and flattering for all. This t-shirt is an homage to my deliciously witty Dad. Perfect for word nerds and those of us who lean towards prolixity and gallimaufry.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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